We got a new roof this week, which is actually a good thing. Because of a hail storm back in the summer, our insurance covered everything. However, it certainly made a huge mess before it was finished!

And having people hammering on your roof for two straight days was NOT good for children napping. Poor Christopher really had a hard time. Happily, the new roof is finished and looks great.
However, as the roofers were leaving on Wednesday, they actually saw 30-50 bats fly out of the eaves of our house over our driveway (from the area above our family room, if you have been in our house). Little, flying bats. Gross, gross, gross. Paul did some internet research Wednesday night and Thursday morning - not a good idea, as it was even more disturbing. So on Thursday we called the only company in the yellow pages that said they dealt with bats: "Critter Solutions." Seriously?
Anyway, the man who came to our house was very nice, very knowledgeable, and very affordable. Here's what he told us:
* The strange stuff we had been finding on the driveway for several weeks are actually their droppings. Again - gross, gross, gross. And the squeaking I heard that I thought was a bird nest is actually the bats. Is your skin crawling yet?
* The bats do not all leave together in the evening. So we have more bats than the roofers saw. More good news.
* You cannot kill bats because they are protected. Seriously?!?
Here is his plan of attack:
1. Attach a trap to the eaves for TWO WEEKS. How festive is that for the holidays? The bats will be able to fly out of our house, through the trap, and into the "wild" (or our neighborhood). However, they will not be able to fly back into our house because of the trap. The trap has to stay for two weeks because bats don't like cold weather, and it will probably take a while for all the mothers and babies to leave. Lovely.
2. Once the bats are gone, he will clean up where they have been.
3. Then he will "bat-proof" the rest of our house to keep them from re-entering somewhere else. We are very anxious for this, as our neighbor told us the former owners of this house had bats in the exact same place.
4. Everything comes with a 2-year warranty. I like that part, but we may have to move in December of 2011....
And yes, you can cue the "Batman" theme at this point!
You may eat any clean bird. But these you may not eat: the eagle, the vulture...and the bat.
Deuteronomy 14:11-18